Pathan Funny Sms

Pathan Funny Sms Biography

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Angraiz Sharab Pee Raha ThaPathan Na
Angraiz Sharab Pee Raha Tha

Pathan Nay Usay Daikha Aur Kaha:

Hum Is Say Bhi Acha Nasha Karwata Hai Tum Ko

Aur

Angraiz Ko Chars Ka Kash Lagwa Dia

Angraiz Behosh Ho Gia

Kuch Arsay Bad

Jb Dobara Dono Ki Mulaqat Hoi To

Pathan Nay Phir Kash Laganay Ko Kaha

Angraiz Bola: No Yaar Ye Nasha Buhut Sakht Hai

Nash Utarnay Kay Bad Pechhay Buhut Dard Hota Hay


  By: MAHI JAN
Pathan Sharab Peetay Howay BV SeTum
Pathan Sharab Peetay Howay BV Se

Tum Kon Ho?

BV: Pagal Ho Gay Ho Kia?

Apni BV Ko Bhool Gay

Pathan: Nasha Her Ghum Bhula Daita Hai Baaji


  By: MAHI JAN
Aik Pathan Samose waley ke pass gaya or
Aik Pathan Samose waley ke pass gaya or bola : Aik Samosa dedo
samosa leny ke baad bola aik rol dedo
or rol ke baad bola aik pepsi dedo
or pepsi le kar janey laga to samose wala bola mere paise to do
pathan : konse paise
samose wala : pepsi ke
pathan : pepsi to meney rol ke badle li hai
samose wala : to rol ke paise
pathan : rol to meiny samose ke badle lia hai
samose wala : to samose ke de de
pathan : Abey pagal ho gaya hai kia samosa to mainy wapas kar dia

hahaahahah



  By: Wamiq


1 Pathan interview dene ke liye gya
1 Pathan interview dene ke liye gya,
Officer:-
"Tum kitne bhai behen ho?"
Pathan:- 9
Officer:-
"Un mein tumhara kon sa no. ha?"
Pathan:-
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'Telenor ka'..:-D



  By: Zahid
Pathan ne shesha kharida
Pathan ne shesha kharida.

Pathan:- Is sheeshay ki koi guarantee?
Shopkeeper:- Ap isko 100 manzil se nichy girao, ye 99 manzil tk nhi totey ga
Pathan:- Jio SHEHZADY ker dey pack..!


  By: Zahid
Pathan ne pressure cooker kharida
Pathan ne pressure cooker kharida.
2sray din wapis dene chala gya.
Shopkeeper:- Kyon Khan g cooker thek nahi kya?
Pathan:- Aray nahi baba ghar mein jawan betiyan hen aur ye badtamiz sitiyan marta hai.


  By: Zahid
2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar
2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.....
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga :D


  By: Daniel the Popstar
pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb du
pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb
dukandar:what is black bulb
pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon


  By: abdullah
Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha th
Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.
Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.
Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE !!



  By: smartimran
Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila. Wo Uss
Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar
k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:
Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:
Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza aya
aaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.
HAHAHAHA

khan started dancing 

Doctor to khan: There is a tumor in your brain. 

Khan started dancing, 

Doctor: Why are you dancing? 

Khan: No tension about tumor, 

I am happy to know that I have brain. 

5 rupe ka sawaal 

This is “GHURBAT” 

FaQir Pathan Se: 5 Rupe Ka Sawal Hai Baba? 

Pathan: Baba Jaldi Se Sawal BataO 

Mujhe 5 Rupe Ki Buhat Sakhat ZarOort Hai 

Me Ne Naswar Leni Ha.. 

zindagi ki race me bhaago 

zindagi ki race me 1st aany k liye 

hamesha ye soch kar bhaago k 

tum nangy ho or peechy saary pathan hein, 

phir dekhna jeet sirf tumhari ho gi sirf tumhari:- 

pathan proudly says 

Teacher to Pathan: 

Where were you born? 

Pathan proudly says: In KHYBER PAKHTUNKHAWA. 

Teacher: spelling? 

Pathan: I think i was born in N.W.F.P. Very Happy 

pathan doobte doobte 

Pathan galti se samunder mai gir gaya… 

Doobte doobte uske hath mei machli aayi.. 

usay pakar ker bahar pheka or bola: 

Ja tu to apni jan bacha le ….. 

Logical Answer By Pathan 

Logical Answer By Pathan 

Teacher: Batao zameen or chaand ka apas me kya rishta hy? 

Pathan: Bhai Behn ka 

Techer: Wo ksy? 

Pathan: Q k log chaand ko mamu or zameen ko maa kehtay hy. 

looking for expiry date 

Ek pathan kafi dair se apna 

“NIKAH NAMA” dekh raha tha, 

wife ne tung aa kar pocha: 

kia dekh rhe ho? 

Pathan boola : “EXPIRY DATE”

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