Tuesday 25 February 2014

funny sms in urdu pathan

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Jokes for Kids:

Aik perley darge ke sust-ul-wajood shaks ne apne aik dost se kaha. Bhai meri to hamesha qudrat ne madad ki hai.

Kaise?
Sust aadmi bola.

Main ne kuch darakht girane ka program banaya tha ka toofan aagia aur kuch darakht gir gia is kay baad mujhe kura karkat ke dher ko jalana tha kay aasmani bijli karki aur kura karkat kay dher khud ba khud jal kar rakh ho gia.

Ab kia program hai.
Dost ne sust-ul-wajood se pucha.
Mera program zameen se aaloo gajarain nikalne ka hai aur main is kam ke liye zalzaley ka muntazir hon.

Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.
Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.

Aik aadmi ko buhat pias lagi huyi thi. Woh aik sharbat walay kay pas gia aur kaha mujhay aik glass sharbat do. Phir kaha meri larayi honay wali hai.

Sharbat walay nay dheyan nahi dia aur sharbat ka glass pesh kia.

Woh aadmi sharbat pi kar bola. Mujhay aik glass sharbat aur do meri larayi honay wali hai.

Sharbat walay nay suna magar kuch kaha nahi. Phir is nay kaha.
Sharbat walay nay tisra glass bhi dia aur jab is nay sharbat pi lia to is nay pucha aap ki kis say larayi honay wali hai.

Is aadmi nay kaha. Tum say kiun keh meray pas denay kay liye sharbat kay paisay nahi hain.

Bhikari nay aik aadmi say kaha:khanay ko kuch mil sakta hai?
Is aadmi nay poocha:kal ka salan khalo gay?
Bhikari nay kaha: Ji han koi harj nahi.
Is aadmi nay kaha: acha to phir kal aajana, aaj to kuch nahi hai.Pakistani jokes likes very much, especially in young generation. After common the mobile phone they share jokes through mobile phone. Now a day there are many tensions in every life. Everybody live their life in tension. You have to fresh your mood for spent happy life. We provide you a movement for your mood fresh with help of funny jokes. Some Pakistani jokes which fresh your mood.

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Latifay in Urdu :

Aik dafa aik musafir ko apni manzil per jate huye rastey main raat ho gayi. Is ne rastey main aik musafir khane yani saraye main raat basar karne ka faisla kia. Musafir ke pas aik sufaid rung ka ghora bhi tha.

Is ne wo ghora saraye kay mulazim ko de kar kaha keh tumhain iski hefazat karni hai. Sath hi is ne yeh sonch ker keh mulazim so na jaye isey lohe ka bana huya aik aalah dia jis se bhison ko nahlate huye ragar ragar kar in kay jism ki gandagi saaf kartay hain aur kaha keh is se ghorey ke jisam ko ragarte ya ghaste rahna. Ye kah ker wo so gia.

Mulazim thuri dair to ghorey ke jism ko lohe ke aaley se ragarta raha. Phir ye soch ker ke yahan konse chor aayen ge main bhi so jata hoon wo bhi so gia.
Sobha jab mulazim utha to ye daikh ker bara pareshan hoya keh ghora chor le gaya hai. Ab malik ko kia jawab de ga. Is ke zehan main aik terkeeb aagaii.
Is ne jaldi se ja ker jungal se aik sufaid rung ka khargosh pakra aur isko lohe ke aaley se ghasna shuroo kar dia. Isi doran malik uth giya aur ghorey ko gayab daikh ker poocha ghora kahan hai aur ye tum kia kar rahe ho.

Mulazim ne khargosh ki taraf ishara kerke kaha. Janab ye ghora hi to hai. Sari raat ghaste ghaste itna sara rah gia. Ab aap batayain aur ghasoon ya bas karoon.

Aik dost (Doosray say): Tumhari ammi ko kaisay pata chala keh tum nay mun nahi dhoya?
Doosra dost : mein sabun bhigona bhool gia tha.

Iqbal (Ahmad say):dunya ka sab say taqat war aadmi kon hai?
Ahmad: traffic police jo sirf hath kay aik isharay say sainkron garyan rok leta hai.
Bhikari (Aadmi say) bhayi do ropay ka sawal hai?
Aadmi : Sirf do rupay hi ka kiun?
Bhikari: Mein aadmi ki awqaat deikh kar hi mangta hon.
Baap (betay say): Tum nay tareekh mein itnay kam number kiun liye hain?
Beta: “ Abbu tareekh kay parchay mein ziadah tar sawalat aisay puchay gaye the jo meri paidaish say pehlay kay the.”

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Monday 17 February 2014

Pathan Funny Sms

Pathan Funny Sms Biography

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Angraiz Sharab Pee Raha ThaPathan Na
Angraiz Sharab Pee Raha Tha

Pathan Nay Usay Daikha Aur Kaha:

Hum Is Say Bhi Acha Nasha Karwata Hai Tum Ko

Aur

Angraiz Ko Chars Ka Kash Lagwa Dia

Angraiz Behosh Ho Gia

Kuch Arsay Bad

Jb Dobara Dono Ki Mulaqat Hoi To

Pathan Nay Phir Kash Laganay Ko Kaha

Angraiz Bola: No Yaar Ye Nasha Buhut Sakht Hai

Nash Utarnay Kay Bad Pechhay Buhut Dard Hota Hay


  By: MAHI JAN
Pathan Sharab Peetay Howay BV SeTum
Pathan Sharab Peetay Howay BV Se

Tum Kon Ho?

BV: Pagal Ho Gay Ho Kia?

Apni BV Ko Bhool Gay

Pathan: Nasha Her Ghum Bhula Daita Hai Baaji


  By: MAHI JAN
Aik Pathan Samose waley ke pass gaya or
Aik Pathan Samose waley ke pass gaya or bola : Aik Samosa dedo
samosa leny ke baad bola aik rol dedo
or rol ke baad bola aik pepsi dedo
or pepsi le kar janey laga to samose wala bola mere paise to do
pathan : konse paise
samose wala : pepsi ke
pathan : pepsi to meney rol ke badle li hai
samose wala : to rol ke paise
pathan : rol to meiny samose ke badle lia hai
samose wala : to samose ke de de
pathan : Abey pagal ho gaya hai kia samosa to mainy wapas kar dia

hahaahahah



  By: Wamiq


1 Pathan interview dene ke liye gya
1 Pathan interview dene ke liye gya,
Officer:-
"Tum kitne bhai behen ho?"
Pathan:- 9
Officer:-
"Un mein tumhara kon sa no. ha?"
Pathan:-
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'Telenor ka'..:-D



  By: Zahid
Pathan ne shesha kharida
Pathan ne shesha kharida.

Pathan:- Is sheeshay ki koi guarantee?
Shopkeeper:- Ap isko 100 manzil se nichy girao, ye 99 manzil tk nhi totey ga
Pathan:- Jio SHEHZADY ker dey pack..!


  By: Zahid
Pathan ne pressure cooker kharida
Pathan ne pressure cooker kharida.
2sray din wapis dene chala gya.
Shopkeeper:- Kyon Khan g cooker thek nahi kya?
Pathan:- Aray nahi baba ghar mein jawan betiyan hen aur ye badtamiz sitiyan marta hai.


  By: Zahid
2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar
2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.....
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga :D


  By: Daniel the Popstar
pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb du
pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb
dukandar:what is black bulb
pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon


  By: abdullah
Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha th
Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.
Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.
Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE !!



  By: smartimran
Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila. Wo Uss
Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar
k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:
Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:
Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza aya
aaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.
HAHAHAHA


khan started dancing 

Doctor to khan: There is a tumor in your brain. 
Khan started dancing, 
Doctor: Why are you dancing? 
Khan: No tension about tumor, 
I am happy to know that I have brain. 


5 rupe ka sawaal 

This is “GHURBAT” 
FaQir Pathan Se: 5 Rupe Ka Sawal Hai Baba? 
Pathan: Baba Jaldi Se Sawal BataO 
Mujhe 5 Rupe Ki Buhat Sakhat ZarOort Hai 
Me Ne Naswar Leni Ha.. 


zindagi ki race me bhaago 

zindagi ki race me 1st aany k liye 
hamesha ye soch kar bhaago k 
tum nangy ho or peechy saary pathan hein, 
phir dekhna jeet sirf tumhari ho gi sirf tumhari:- 


pathan proudly says 

Teacher to Pathan: 
Where were you born? 
Pathan proudly says: In KHYBER PAKHTUNKHAWA. 
Teacher: spelling? 
Pathan: I think i was born in N.W.F.P. Very Happy 


pathan doobte doobte 

Pathan galti se samunder mai gir gaya… 
Doobte doobte uske hath mei machli aayi.. 
usay pakar ker bahar pheka or bola: 
Ja tu to apni jan bacha le ….. 


Logical Answer By Pathan 

Logical Answer By Pathan 
Teacher: Batao zameen or chaand ka apas me kya rishta hy? 
Pathan: Bhai Behn ka 
Techer: Wo ksy? 
Pathan: Q k log chaand ko mamu or zameen ko maa kehtay hy. 


looking for expiry date 

Ek pathan kafi dair se apna 
“NIKAH NAMA” dekh raha tha, 
wife ne tung aa kar pocha: 
kia dekh rhe ho? 
Pathan boola : “EXPIRY DATE”

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